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Put your lacrosse stick away

Close the cabinet doors

Throw away your trash

the dogs are out of water

where are your shoes

pick up your socks

flush the toilet

shut the door

Gross!

why didn’t you do your homework after school (always asked at 9pm)

stop fighting

stop yelling

be nice to Cole

did you get in trouble at school today, Cole?

I’m sorry you don’t like your dinner, eat it anyway.

No, we are not ordering pizza for the third time this week.
please don’t fart in my face

stop burping the alphabet

aim for the toilet, not the floor

get off the dog

stop tracking mud through the house

when is the last time you washed your hair

go play outside

I am not your maid

where are your —— (insert cleats, shin guards, mouth guard, jersey, etc into this space)

you can’t wear that

please get your hand out of your ——- (pants, nose, etc)

because it’s good for you

because I’m a grown-up

because I said so