The other day Cole got really mad at me- which is not an unusual thing, he is a bit of a hot head.
So he stood there and I could just see the wheels in his brain turning, trying to figure out the worst thing he could say to me to convey just how mad he was, and this is what he came up with……
“you make me so mad, you you you no weiner gull (girl)”
I just looked at him with his little 5 year old feet planted firmly on the ground and his little hands clenched up, and I said
“Seriously? Is that the best you can do? Because I am sorry to say that I have NEVER, NOT EVER in my life wished that I was sporting a stick and berries.”
Then we laughed. And he forgot why he was mad.