{"id":10496,"date":"2014-01-31T01:02:40","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T01:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/?p=10496"},"modified":"2014-01-31T14:11:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T14:11:06","slug":"oh-no-i-mean-really-no-no-no-nooooo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/31\/oh-no-i-mean-really-no-no-no-nooooo\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh no.  I mean really no no no nooooo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And there went all my girlhood dreams down the crapper.<\/p>\n<p>So tonight I was watching a dvr&#8217;s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  One of my guilty pleasures.  I have no shame in admitting.<\/p>\n<p>So Kim is at some show for &#8220;old stars&#8221; or something like that.  Honestly I can&#8217;t remember the name but I&#8217;m sure it was something way more socially acceptable.  Who walks and in and asks her why they didn&#8217;t date??  The one and only Jimmy McNichol.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/350776e45b67ce8df3a6fbe7152c529a.jpg\" alt=\"350776e45b67ce8df3a6fbe7152c529a\" width=\"453\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/350776e45b67ce8df3a6fbe7152c529a.jpg 453w, https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/350776e45b67ce8df3a6fbe7152c529a-226x300.jpg 226w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 453px) 100vw, 453px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ok I get he is a good decade older than me- which made him prime heartthrob material when I was 10 years old.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/index.jpg\" alt=\"index\" width=\"197\" height=\"256\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10498\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But now- he looks old.  And desperate.  And the pics when I thought he was so hot- you know the ones I pulled out of Teen Beat magazine and hung on my wall (my cousins in KY always had the BEST ones- my mom didn&#8217;t buy them for me&#8230;.) well he looks like my older boys.  And that&#8217;s a tad creepy.<\/p>\n<p>So to see him show up on RHWBH tonight threw me for a loop.  Come on dude.  Shouldn&#8217;t you be home raising the next generation of heart-throbs?  Which would be your grandkids??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And there went all my girlhood dreams down the crapper. So tonight I was watching a dvr&#8217;s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. One of my guilty pleasures. I have no shame in admitting. So Kim is at some show for &#8220;old stars&#8221; or something like that. Honestly I can&#8217;t remember the name but I&#8217;m sure it was something way more socially acceptable. Who walks and in and asks her why they didn&#8217;t date?? The one and only Jimmy McNichol. Ok I get he is a good decade older than me- which made him prime heartthrob material when I was 10 years old. But now- he looks old. And desperate. And the pics when I thought he was so hot- you know the ones I pulled out of Teen Beat magazine and hung on my wall (my cousins in KY always had the BEST ones- my mom didn&#8217;t buy them for me&#8230;.) well he looks like my older boys. And that&#8217;s a tad creepy. So to see him show up on RHWBH tonight threw me for a loop. Come on dude. Shouldn&#8217;t you be home raising the next generation of heart-throbs? Which would be your grandkids??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10496"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10501,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10496\/revisions\/10501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}