{"id":1525,"date":"2009-07-01T10:54:10","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T15:54:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/?p=1525"},"modified":"2009-07-01T10:54:10","modified_gmt":"2009-07-01T15:54:10","slug":"and-then-the-tree-fell-on-the-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/01\/and-then-the-tree-fell-on-the-car\/","title":{"rendered":"And then the tree fell on the car"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you must think I make this stuff up.<\/p>\n<p>We pull into the driveway at 11:30pm on Monday night.  Cole fell asleep on the way home from the airport and so we unloaded part of the car and when Andy went back out to get him there was a tree in our car.  Cole was fine but we couldn&#8217;t get him out until Andy sawed up the tree.  At midnight.<\/p>\n<p>SO now I am at the farm picking up the dogs and Cole has been puking since 2am.  My plan was to go home but now I have another sick kid.  <\/p>\n<p>Seriously, can I just go home?  I miss my house!  <\/p>\n<p>UGH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know you must think I make this stuff up. We pull into the driveway at 11:30pm on Monday night. Cole fell asleep on the way home from the airport and so we unloaded part of the car and when Andy went back out to get him there was a tree in our car. Cole was fine but we couldn&#8217;t get him out until Andy sawed up the tree. At midnight. SO now I am at the farm picking up the dogs and Cole has been puking since 2am. My plan was to go home but now I have another sick kid. Seriously, can I just go home? I miss my house! UGH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[373],"class_list":["post-1525","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","tag-i-just-want-to-go-home"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}