Last night I was climbing over a pile of dirty laundry I looked at Andy and said<\/p>\n
“you know we really need an Alice, like on Brady Bunch.\u00a0 Someone that lives here and helps us keep our lives together.\u00a0 But I wouldn’t make her wear the dorky uniform, but she would<\/em> have to be old.”<\/p>\n A- “or really ugly right?”<\/p>\n E- “yeah, or maybe even a man”.<\/p>\n But there is no Alice, only me. And today I prepare for a belated birthday party for Austin.\u00a0 He wanted to have a big sleepover but I made him narrow it down to 6.\u00a0 He requested that his middle brother be removed from the scene so he wouldn’t annoy him and his friends so Blake is off for his own sleepover.<\/p>\n Hot dogs and Smores on the fire pit, the basement will be set up for some serious Wii playing, hoping that we will at least get a few hours of sleep tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Last night I was climbing over a pile of dirty laundry I looked at Andy and said “you know we really need an Alice, like on Brady Bunch.\u00a0 Someone that lives here and helps us keep our lives together.\u00a0 But I wouldn’t make her wear the dorky uniform, but she would have to be old.” A- “or really ugly right?” E- “yeah, or maybe even a man”. But there is no Alice, only me. And today I prepare for a belated birthday party for Austin.\u00a0 He wanted to have a big sleepover but I made him narrow it down to 6.\u00a0 He requested that his middle brother be removed from the scene so he wouldn’t annoy him and his friends so Blake is off for his own sleepover. Hot dogs and Smores on the fire pit, the basement will be set up for some serious Wii playing, hoping that we will at least get a few hours of sleep tonight.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elisalou"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20978,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255\/revisions\/20978"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}