{"id":438,"date":"2008-03-13T13:48:15","date_gmt":"2008-03-13T18:48:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/13\/total-con-artist\/"},"modified":"2008-03-13T13:48:15","modified_gmt":"2008-03-13T18:48:15","slug":"total-con-artist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/13\/total-con-artist\/","title":{"rendered":"total con artist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>7:30am and time for school.\u00a0 Boy number 2 convinces me that he can&#8217;t go- he is going to puke.\u00a0 He looks a little green and since he usually eats 5 breakfasts and could barely finish one- I believe him.\u00a0 I let him stay home.<\/p>\n<p>An hour later<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2001\/2330907879_1784eed449.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>hmmm, doesn&#8217;t look very sick to me.<\/p>\n<p>Fooled again.<\/p>\n<p>His dad called and said &#8220;Send him to school!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>but I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>It was kinda nice having some time alone with the middle one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>7:30am and time for school.\u00a0 Boy number 2 convinces me that he can&#8217;t go- he is going to puke.\u00a0 He looks a little green and since he usually eats 5 breakfasts and could barely finish one- I believe him.\u00a0 I let him stay home. An hour later hmmm, doesn&#8217;t look very sick to me. Fooled again. His dad called and said &#8220;Send him to school!&#8221; but I didn&#8217;t. It was kinda nice having some time alone with the middle one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-elisalou"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}