{"id":462,"date":"2008-04-02T15:38:11","date_gmt":"2008-04-02T20:38:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/things-i-get-tired-of-saying\/"},"modified":"2008-04-02T15:38:11","modified_gmt":"2008-04-02T20:38:11","slug":"things-i-get-tired-of-saying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/02\/things-i-get-tired-of-saying\/","title":{"rendered":"Things I get tired of saying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Put your lacrosse stick away<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2168\/2382797482_10868013a7.jpg?v=0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Close the cabinet doors<\/p>\n<p>Throw away your trash<\/p>\n<p>the dogs are out of water<\/p>\n<p>where are your shoes<\/p>\n<p>pick up your socks<\/p>\n<p>flush the toilet<\/p>\n<p>shut the door<\/p>\n<p>Gross!<\/p>\n<p>why didn&#8217;t you do your homework after school (always asked at 9pm)<\/p>\n<p>stop fighting<\/p>\n<p>stop yelling<\/p>\n<p>be nice to Cole<\/p>\n<p>did you get in trouble at school today, Cole?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry you don&#8217;t like your dinner, eat it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>No, we are not ordering pizza for the third time this week.<br \/>\nplease don&#8217;t fart in my face<\/p>\n<p>stop burping the alphabet<\/p>\n<p>aim for the toilet, not the floor<\/p>\n<p>get off the dog<\/p>\n<p>stop tracking mud through the house<\/p>\n<p>when is the last time you washed your hair<\/p>\n<p>go play outside<\/p>\n<p>I am not your maid<\/p>\n<p>where are your &#8212;&#8212;  (insert cleats, shin guards, mouth guard, jersey, etc into this space)<\/p>\n<p>you can&#8217;t wear that<\/p>\n<p>please get your hand out of your &#8212;&#8212;- (pants, nose, etc)<\/p>\n<p>because it&#8217;s good for you<\/p>\n<p>because I&#8217;m a grown-up<\/p>\n<p>because I said so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put your lacrosse stick away Close the cabinet doors Throw away your trash the dogs are out of water where are your shoes pick up your socks flush the toilet shut the door Gross! why didn&#8217;t you do your homework after school (always asked at 9pm) stop fighting stop yelling be nice to Cole did you get in trouble at school today, Cole? I&#8217;m sorry you don&#8217;t like your dinner, eat it anyway. No, we are not ordering pizza for the third time this week. please don&#8217;t fart in my face stop burping the alphabet aim for the toilet, not the floor get off the dog stop tracking mud through the house when is the last time you washed your hair go play outside I am not your maid where are your &#8212;&#8212; (insert cleats, shin guards, mouth guard, jersey, etc into this space) you can&#8217;t wear that please get your hand out of your &#8212;&#8212;- (pants, nose, etc) because it&#8217;s good for you because I&#8217;m a grown-up because I said so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}