{"id":7629,"date":"2012-03-15T08:23:48","date_gmt":"2012-03-15T13:23:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/?p=7629"},"modified":"2020-11-10T16:54:35","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T21:54:35","slug":"warning-this-post-is-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2012\/03\/15\/warning-this-post-is-gross\/","title":{"rendered":"Warning this post is gross"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well it starts benign enough- with a few iPhone pics<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6833106206\/\" title=\"The youngins by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7183\/6833106206_56344e95bc_o.jpg\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" alt=\"The youngins\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6973302787\/\" title=\"Go Bucks by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7203\/6973302787_cdeb883290_o.jpg\" width=\"612\" height=\"612\" alt=\"Go Bucks\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>She tries this every single day.  Like one of these days I will say, ok you don&#8217;t have to ride in your carseat.  Maybe in 5 years&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983426187\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7205\/6983426187_b675b8eebd_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837303266\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7180\/6837303266_7bb9464870_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983427761\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7185\/6983427761_cc6cf91bee_b.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t wait to have my own yard&#8230;.flowers, a garden&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837304802\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7048\/6837304802_0e833f1b19_b.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>love him<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983430501\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7186\/6983430501_0b3b6773f9_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Eva took this pic when we were walking on the trail with a friend and her pup.  That night I found a tick in my armpit.  Reminded me of when I lived here as a kid and my mom would do a big tick search every time I came home from girlscout camp.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837308572\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7038\/6837308572_ffaf19c958_b.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>For some reason the little kids like to sit in Austin&#8217;s clothes basket<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837309362\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7192\/6837309362_98cc5c8486_b.jpg\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983433903\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7198\/6983433903_d82b1c623f_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837312736\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7036\/6837312736_db718c68d3_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837314586\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7193\/6837314586_f1ebd35dc2_z.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ok here is when things get gross.  You may want to walk away if poop scares you.  I took a pic of poop.  Because almost every single time I walk into my bathroom (and it doesn&#8217;t matter where we live, it happens everywhere!) there is poop in my toilet.  Like no one has ever learned how to flush a toilet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983439593\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7061\/6983439593_42691f8a8c.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I do a group text to the family- and of course they all blame each other<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837315936\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7042\/6837315936_b25b7069fc.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6983440059\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7038\/6983440059_58efc91287.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/elisalou\/6837316400\/\" title=\"Untitled by elisalou_designs, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7067\/6837316400_1e33ce6fc7.jpg\" width=\"333\" height=\"500\" alt=\"\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I should probably add that I knew it was Cole, I saw him walk out (with my laptop under his arm).  But Blake has been known to do the same thing.  Only Austin flushes on a regular basis.  Well Andy does too.  I think.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t ever want to forget what living in a house of boys is like&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it starts benign enough- with a few iPhone pics She tries this every single day. Like one of these days I will say, ok you don&#8217;t have to ride in your carseat. Maybe in 5 years&#8230;. I can&#8217;t wait to have my own yard&#8230;.flowers, a garden&#8230;. love him Eva took this pic when we were walking on the trail with a friend and her pup. That night I found a tick in my armpit. Reminded me of when I lived here as a kid and my mom would do a big tick search every time I came home from girlscout camp. For some reason the little kids like to sit in Austin&#8217;s clothes basket Ok here is when things get gross. You may want to walk away if poop scares you. I took a pic of poop. Because almost every single time I walk into my bathroom (and it doesn&#8217;t matter where we live, it happens everywhere!) there is poop in my toilet. Like no one has ever learned how to flush a toilet. So I do a group text to the family- and of course they all blame each other I should probably add that I knew it was Cole, I saw him walk out (with my laptop under his arm). But Blake has been known to do the same thing. Only Austin flushes on a regular basis. Well Andy does too. I think. I don&#8217;t ever want to forget what living in a house of boys is like&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":7578,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/IMG_8567copy.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7629"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7629\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17942,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7629\/revisions\/17942"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7578"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}