{"id":767,"date":"2009-01-14T08:16:08","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T13:16:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/?p=767"},"modified":"2009-01-14T08:16:08","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T13:16:08","slug":"what-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/14\/what-the\/","title":{"rendered":"What the?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s a pretty common thing to find things in places where they don’t belong around here. For some reason it seems to be a problem that my family can’t get over.<\/p>\n

Take the downstairs bathroom. It has a trash can, but do the empty toilet paper rolls end up there?<\/p>\n

No- they end up here<\/p>\n

\"Do<\/a> <\/p>\n

or even here on top of the toilet brush- Why is that? And who is using so much toilet paper??<\/p>\n

\"Do<\/a> <\/p>\n

Have you ever tried to game and eat at the same time? <\/p>\n

\"Hard<\/a> <\/p>\n

It’s not easy.<\/p>\n

Last night as I was trying to encourage this little guy to get his pj’s on, brush his teeth (and of course he wasn’t listening) he said<\/p>\n

“You know sometimes my brain gets really confused because I hear what you are saying and one part of it tells me to listen to you- but then another part tells me not to, to keep on playing. And then they start to argue about it and it gives me a headache.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s a pretty common thing to find things in places where they don’t belong around here. For some reason it seems to be a problem that my family can’t get over. Take the downstairs bathroom. It has a trash can, but do the empty toilet paper rolls end up there? No- they end up here or even here on top of the toilet brush- Why is that? And who is using so much toilet paper?? Have you ever tried to game and eat at the same time? It’s not easy. Last night as I was trying to encourage this little guy to get his pj’s on, brush his teeth (and of course he wasn’t listening) he said “You know sometimes my brain gets really confused because I hear what you are saying and one part of it tells me to listen to you- but then another part tells me not to, to keep on playing. And then they start to argue about it and it gives me a headache.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[88,659],"class_list":["post-767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-our-house","tag-bathroom","tag-toilet-paper"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.elisalou.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}