While watching the bachelor the other night…
Cole- I really want to be the bachelor someday
Me- of course you do
Cole- except I don’t want to do those Eskimo kisses
Me- what?
Cole- you know- where they lick each other with their tongues
Me- oh that’s called French kissing, not Eskimo kissing-that’s rubbing noses
Cole- good thing French woman are not my type
Me- yeah, good thing
You, er, Cole rather, had me laughing out loud this morning…surprised I didn’t wake up the kids! May God continue to bless you and yours!
Oh my gosh….I’m seriously laughing out loud!!! Too funny
Out of the mouths of babes…and bachelors! LOL 🙂
This is hilarious! “French women are not my type.” OMG.
He is hilarious. In a few years he might change his mind and decide French women are his type 😉
Dmitry told me last week that he was like the bachelorette. I had to explain to him that would mean he was a girl. Did I mention he’s almost 14? Maybe homeschool isn’t the best idea 😉
Enjoy the sunshine We are freezing cold and sick today. Not that I am trying to make you feel guilty or anything. Just because it’s probably in the high 70’s where you are. Whatever. No big deal. I’ll just bundle up in a blanket with a cup of hot tea….I don’t really like hot tea but it sounds more depressing that coffee.
Oh. It just dawned on me that the part I thought was funniest is that you stopped to give him a better definition of what they were doing. This is why we are friends. I found myself giving Dmitry a ten minute talk about porn a few weeks ago. Like going into detail about all the different types of porn that are out there. After I was done I cracked up because he had just asked why ladies get boudoir photos done and if that was porn. Poor kid, nothing can be worse than having your mom talk about porn while you are trapped in the car with no way to escape.